I have commaitis.
It’s when you use so many commas you barely even see them anymore. It’s quite terrible. It makes you sound like you’re trying too hard. It’s like putting too many walnuts in your chocolate chip cookie. It’s like that horrible mound of crisco frosting Cosco smothers their cupcakes with. It’s like when you wake up covered in sweat because you’re buried under a gazillion blankets. It seemed to be a good idea at 10pm; 2am is a different matter. Perspective.
So I’m going to make it up to all of you who have weathered the storm.
Bam. My very favorite cookie recipe. I’m the girl that has spent hours perusing the internets looking for that perfect recipe. I found it. Now it’s yours.